Ethan funnies

This is our conversation after school today.

Me:  Have you cleaned out your locker yet?

Ethan: Just my gym locker today.

Me: Your gym locker? What did you have to clean out in there?

Ethan: Lots of stuff.

Me: What kind of stuff?

Ethan: Just some clothes.

By this time I have started to laugh.

Me: Did you bring them home?

Ethan: Well I had two bags full and I could only fit one in my backpack. So I only have one bag.

Now I am laughing hysterically.

Me: How big is your Gym locker anyway and what clothes did you have in there?

Questions that I can barely get out.

Ethan: Why are you laughing?

His gym locker is 1 foot by 1 foot. And the clothes have been there since cross country season in the fall!